Happy 4th or July! Yes, it’s today. You only forget if you have no soul. So, what are you guys doing for the 4th this year? I am probably going to go somewhere random and then eat at a fancy place. I usually don’t do anything that much exciting, aside from hanging out with my friends. Fireworks where I live are quite illegal. But people use them anyway. It’s only illegal because little kids can get reach of it and burn themselves or rocket to the moon or something. If that happened I would allow fireworks so that we have a bunch of little babies on space. Anyways, when I light my fireworks, it usually takes a while for the thing to pop. So it’s not like you’re about to die if you don’t sprint. 

NEXT TOPIC!!! Chain letters. Holy snacks. My friend just got a cell phone and she sent me this weird text message. And then I got one about God and how he made this chain letter. And another one with a picture and the sound. It was pretty scary actually, I had to send this one. It showed a picture (or GIf if you want to say) of a little girl with no jaw and bobbing her head up and down. I think it was from the Ring or the Grudge, I’m not sure. Both movies have a little girl in them. So, back to the message. The music in the back was this creepy, odd sounding Twilight Zone-ish tune. I was like, who has the time to do all of this just for a chain letter. I mean, you aren’t going to get famous or anything, it wastes money to send a text message (unless you have verizon!! ), and people hate them!! So don’t send text messages, stay in school, and don’t do drugs.

And next we have the topic of Tinker Toys. So, I have so many of these toys in my bedroom like popping out of my closet and such. I have nothing to do with them, so I got rid of them. Some went to charity and some I just threw away. Now I have so much space. Also, the famous Bozo the Clown has died. In memory of him, lets take a moment of silence.

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Okay I’m off to the beach with some people. Happy 4th of July!!!! Hope you don’t shoot into space!